The place where I reblog about 90% of the stuff that shows up on my dash and occasionally pull out my soapbox when I feel like I could pretend to be articulate. Beware of fangirling and femrants and Opinions and the rare not so sfw post
Not Iambic….Do Not Accept…
These tags I’ll pop, and boast in rhyming verse
that what I wear puts swagger in my gait;
though twenty shillings have I in my purse,
my self-esteem and manhood both inflate
when lofty furs I purchase for a cent.
Thy grandpa’s clothes are worthy salvage, though
they smell a trifle musty. Still, I spent
much less to dress myself from head to toe.
To save or not to save? The question’s moot.
I’ll never give my coin to high-street crooks.
These dusty shelves will yield their hidden loot
to those, like me, more frugal in their looks.
Like ancient coins washed up on distant shores,
I’ll find my treasures in these thrifty stores.
- Macklemore, “Thrift Shoppe”
*Crying with laughter*
ITS IN IAMBIC PENTAMETER. SWEET JESUS THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING.
THIS IS THE MOST BRILLIANT POSY I HAVE EVER SEEN.
Guys, that’s not only Iambic, that’s a fucking sonnet. *claps*
inconsistent weather makes me so ANGRY like if i wake up in the morning and it’s cold and i decide to wear a pair of tights then it is just fucking DISRESPECTFUL for the weather to change to the point where i am sweating and crying in the fetal position by 3pm like just do the DECENT thing and stay cold all day you piece of shit
everytime i join a new fandom i feel like im ripping my soul into another horcrux
Can be applied to tv shows/anime/videogames as well
oH MY GOD OKAY
when i went on that group tour for paris, i remember we were all in this longass line to enter a castle owned by some famous princess a long time ago
and the tour guide was trying to make conversation so we wouldn’t be so bored and asked us if we knew any sayings in french and i thought of this dexter picture on tumblr and raised my hand
"i.. i know one, it’s like a romantic saying though. omelette du fromage?"
and i felt so cool and educated and the tour guide looks at me and says “… cheese omelette?”
WHAT THE FUCK GUYS IVE COME ACROSS THIS PICTURE 16 TIMES AND NO ONE EVER TOLD ME IT MEANT FUCKING CHEESE OMELETTE LIKE I KNOW IT SAYS OMELETTE BUT I THOUGHT IT HAD SOME DEEPER MEANING IN FRENCH I WAS SO ASHAMED
THAT’S THE JOKE THAT’S THE REASON FOR THE EPISODE
Do you plan to kill me, Levi?
Yeah, the reason I joined the Survey Corps…
Was to kill you, Erwin.
Preview from the BD/DVD Special: “A Choice without Regrets”
#CHOTTO MATTE KUDASAI #WHATTTTTTTTTTTTT #snk #????????????!??!?!? #NANIKORE #DAFUQ #the eruri INTENSIFIES